Posted 2 hours ago / 5,681 notes / Via: lusciouslusus

goneseriesblog:

kotten-not-cotton:

Thank you Michael Grant for understanding

Guys can we get this to 1500? 

goneseriesblog:

kotten-not-cotton:

Thank you Michael Grant for understanding

Guys can we get this to 1500? 

http://kentuckyfreedchicken.tumblr.com/post/96368285136/femboss-okay-so-story-time-once-upon-a-time
Posted 3 hours ago / 40 notes / Via: kentuckyfreedchicken

femboss:

okay so story time

once upon a time these friars near i where i live were behind on their belfry payments, so they opened up a small florist shop to raise funds

since everyone liked to buy flowers from the men of god, a rival florist across town thought the competition was unfair…

Posted 3 hours ago / 161,788 notes / Via: kentuckyfreedchicken

buttercakesandteacafe:

iprayforangels:

coca-cola-anne:

or smilies.
A smiley guide I made to my mom because she doesn’t understand my smileys (3 first pictures)

The quadruple chin though. Glorious 

This. This exactly.

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Posted 3 hours ago / 19,438 notes / Via: kingcheddarxvii

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Posted 4 hours ago / 21,035 notes / Via: fuocogo

aapollojustiice:

blindbeards0llux:

asexual people are so cool because they can use the term “ace” when referring to themselves??? ace is such a rad word??? stay cool my ace pals

we also make great attorneys. there’s a whole video game series about us. check it out.

Posted 4 hours ago / 94 notes / Via: kentuckyfreedchicken

femboss:

"doctor, i can’t stop singing the green, green grass of home"

"that sounds like tom jones syndrome"

"is it common?"

"well, it’s not unusual"

Posted 4 hours ago / 387,698 notes / Via: kentuckyfreedchicken

detective-sundancer:

sagalibratic:

detective-sundancer:

worths:

oh you wanna date me? well get in line

image

I was trying to find a gif of Shrek walking through the felt ropes while the Farquaad mascot ran zig zag through them but I couldnt find it

I have failed

u rang

YES THANK YOU FRIEND YOURE A LIFESAVER

Posted 4 hours ago / 236,375 notes / Via: kentuckyfreedchicken

surfshoggoth:

damncommunists:

ocelhira:

i dont get offended at white people jokes even though im white because: 

  1. i can recognize white people as a whole have systemically oppressed POC in america, which is where i live 
  2. most people when they make white people jokes only mean the shitty white people and i am not a shitty white person 
  3. im not a pissbaby

my white friends that have reblogged this give me life

4. Sometimes I am a shitty white person and the jokes remind me to FUCKIN STOP

Posted 4 hours ago / 259,563 notes / Via: kentuckyfreedchicken

tegan-or-sara:

me around small children

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Posted 4 hours ago / 221,380 notes / Via: kittykittymeowcat

pizzatopper:

drunktrophywife:

I don’t like this

No joke, this is the softest frickin stuff ever. You may think you dont need it..but you definitely do

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Posted 4 hours ago / 30,056 notes / Via: 13thcat

captain-fucking-levi:

averypottermormon:

captain-fucking-levi:

ya-boy-levi:

captain-fucking-levi:

why am i not the protagonist of an amazing story

you are though—its called your life

shut the fuck up i wanna struggle fighting demons not struggle with getting out of bed every day

but those are your demons

i am hereby naming you as the antagonist and now it is my sole job to find you and hit you in the face with a chair for that bitch ass comment you just made

Posted 4 hours ago / 286,036 notes / Via: geronimotastic-y

amourpizza:

ifagrizzlycouldtalk:

blainekatzman:

im really mad at how accurate this is

A moment of silence for our fallen bearded brother who sacrificed himself for the sake of this disgustingly accurate illustration.

Is that even the same person

amourpizza:

ifagrizzlycouldtalk:

blainekatzman:

im really mad at how accurate this is

A moment of silence for our fallen bearded brother who sacrificed himself for the sake of this disgustingly accurate illustration.

Is that even the same person

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Posted 4 hours ago / 153,236 notes #nate look / Via: 13thcat

iwillbeperfectforyou:

capslockapocalypse:

littlemisslissa:

I got this guys.

*RENT plays in background*

finally my time has come.

iwillbeperfectforyou:

capslockapocalypse:

littlemisslissa:

I got this guys.

*RENT plays in background*

finally my time has come.

Posted 6 hours ago / 12,900 notes / Via: niunuro95

myladysatsuki:

thinking bout my internet friends like

image

image

Posted 17 hours ago / 706,947 notes / Via: jjaverts

macklemore:

staff:

gay

:O

Stevens is my Life Blood madeofporqI'm the one obsessed with Stevens

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